So you're on Craigslist because it's the online version of the cosmic ordering service: tell it what you want, and hey presto! No? Oh, well it worked for me!!!! Sort of. Oh the tales I could tell!!!!!! And maybe you'll get to hear them, or tell me your own, as we walk through, round, over the Heath, with the three loveliest four-legged creatures you ever met...
Ok, visualise: you're shy, find it hard to break the ice with people, never know what to say...but with CANINE COMPANIONS you are beating people off with a stick! Everyone wants to talk to you! You are popular!!!!!!!! Of course, to begin with, you'll have to endure my company too (to make sure you're responsible enough to be left in charge of the dog(s)) but actually I'm alright, not an axe-murderer or anything. I have to admit that I have a somewhat unconventional approach to life, and depending on your circumstances I may or may not charge for the canine companion service...However, this special offer could change your life, now wouldn't that be worth it!
 And I got one response! Whether we'll actually meet up is looking a bit doubtful, I think he wants a bit more than an ice-breaker canine conversation piece! |  |
