Yikes: it's a year and three weeks since I last posted to this blog, which is pretty rubbish to be honest. But now I've linked to it on facebook so I'd better update...
Ok, I still have three dogs, they still drive me mad, I still love them. I would consider downgrading to two though, in which case, I'm sorry Spidey but I reckon you'd have to be the evictee. A) you get on so well with other people and B) you're actually the most difficult when it comes to persistent annoying behaviour. I mean, it's fairly rare, but when you really want to play with the ball that you KNOW is in my bag then you will whine and whine and whine and whine and whine and whine and WHINE and whine until you either get your way or I lose my temper so badly I actually hit you. Which isn't a good look.
I now also have a third cat, I suppose she could just about still be called a kitten. I don't know why the cats never get a look in on this blog but believe me they are as loved and as important to me as the dogs. I guess they just aren't that annoying. They don't NEED as much as the dogs. The cats can bugger off and do whatever they want, the dogs have to be taken everywhere and god forbid they ever just 'do what they want': scavenge for chicken bones, roll in fox poo, kill squirrels, impregnate bitches on heat? No, sorry dogs, you just bloody can't. Now shut up and behave and if you're good I'll take you out (again) later.
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